The rating scale for books:
Five bookmarks = Unable to put it down
Four bookmarks = Sorry to have it end
Three bookmarks = Worth reading
Two bookmarks = Reminiscent of required reading
One bookmark = A magazine might be better
The rating scale for restaurants:
Five plates = Deliciously unforgettable
Four plates = Better than Mom’s
Three plates = Good enough for a return visit
Two plates = Hunger triumphs taste
One plate = Ties with a vending machine
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Thanks, Rachel. Let me know if you have any suggestions.
Your reviews are honest and well written. I must admit I am a bit apprehensive to ask, but I am curious to know how many bookmarks you would give Summoning The Strength. The ideas for the story accumulated over four decades, the fast and furious writing of it took much less time. I invite you to visit my blog honiebriggs.com and the “look inside” of my book at Amazon.com. Please contact me if you are interested in reading it.
Thank you! I will take a look.
Well here I am as promised! I ordered The Room just now and will begin it tonight! Perhaps coffee and discussion after the holidays?
Maryann
Thank you! I hope you ordered Room (no the), and I would love to talk about it with you.